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John Payne

Hi, I’m John, the human behind Properly South Florida.

I’m a lifelong history nerd thanks to my Granny, who taught me early that the best stories rarely show up in textbooks. They live in footnotes, rumors, old maps, newspaper clippings, and the uncomfortable spaces between “official” versions of the past.

I love Fort Lauderdale. Not just the polished postcard version, but the layered, complicated, occasionally questionable place that existed long before bottle service and waterfront condos. I’m endlessly fascinated by the unspoken history lessons, the overlooked characters, and the cultural threads that quietly shaped what South Florida became.

Properly South Florida started as a way to document those stories. The myths. The legends. The strange origins. The cultural habits that somehow survived every reinvention of paradise.

Every article, deep dive, and tangent you read here is researched, written, and curated by me. No content farms. No ghostwriters. Just curiosity, archives, and a healthy respect for how weird and wonderful this place really is.

If South Florida has a backstory, I probably want to read it.

Aerial view overlooking a section of Ft. Lauderdale Beach near SE 5th Street 1983

The Cocaine Cowboys Who Built (and Bled) South Florida

2026-03-27
Smugglers Coast
By: John Payne
On: March 27, 2026

Before the luxury towers. Before the rooftop bars. Before the influencers and the Art Basel crowds and the $22 cocktails on Las Olas, South Florida ran on cocaine. Not metaphorically. Literally. In the late 1970s and through most of the 1980s, South Florida became the primary port of entry forContinue Reading

Rumrunners & River Kings: How Prohibition Put Broward on the Map

2026-02-01
Foundations & FolkloreSmugglers Coast
By: John Payne
On: February 1, 2026

Prohibition didn’t make Americans stop drinking.It made them better planners. When the Volstead Act went into effect in 1920, Washington imagined a country sobering up out of respect for the law. South Florida imagined supply chains. You don’t ban a habit. You reroute it. And Broward County, quietly, was alreadyContinue Reading

The New River Knows Things: How Water Shaped Power in Fort Lauderdale

2026-01-28
Foundations & Folklore
By: John Payne
On: January 28, 2026

If you want to understand Fort Lauderdale, don’t start with the skyline.Look down. Before the towers, before the drawbridges learned their choreography, before anyone thought “waterfront” meant brunch, the river was already making decisions. The New River didn’t wait for permission. It didn’t follow a polite, linear plan. It bent,Continue Reading

Early 1900s New River waterfront in Fort Lauderdale

Founding Rumors: Why Fort Lauderdale Was Built on Whispers

2026-01-28
Foundations & Folklore
By: John Payne
On: January 28, 2026

Every city has a founding myth.Fort Lauderdale has a founding rumor. Not the kind involving buried treasure or noble pioneers shaking hands at sunset. This one is quieter. Less ceremonial. It sounds like a boat idling just out of sight, a ledger that never quite balances, a shrug followed byContinue Reading

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